Saturday is Rockstar Caption Day!

It’s the freaking weekend and I’ma have me some CAPTIONING. Now don’t worry, Mammasaurus isn’t gagged and tied up in my airing cupboard, she’s just UP A SODDING MOUNTAIN for Team Honk innit, leaving me at the #SatCap helm.


Now this photo is totally going in my “Photos to be Used for Blackmail / Revenge / Insurance in a Few Years Pile”  but for now – can you caption it?


Add your post to link below and get those captioning vibes flowing and #SatCap awaaaay! Don’t forget to sponsor Annie for the Scotland leg of the Team Honk Relay here or I’ll send the Bean round with his ukulele.



Saturday is Hijack Caption Day!

Oooh, what’s going on ‘ere then?

Well, I’ll tell ya, I’ve kidnapped Mammasaurus.

She’s tied up in the basement and I have hijacked #SatCap in a sort of hostile takeover*. Only for the weekend, mind you. Don’t worry, she has plenty of gin and flapjacks to keep her going. I’ve even given her a camera to keep her entertained while she’s locked in there… So keep your eyes peeled for those photos in the near future.

So those of you new to SatCapping game and ain’t so au fait with the whole shazam, all’s you gotta do is post a, what shall we say, interesting photo on your blog, and link it ‘ere in the magical linky box of mystery below. Then we all hop around and caption one another’s interesting photos with hilarious results innit.

Got it?


Here’s my offering this week. It needs no introduction. Other than, erm, I’m sorry for any upset or disturbance it may cause you.


Apologies to your eyeballs. But more importantly, can you think of a caption for this photo? Show me what you’ve got, I dare you! In fact, I triple dare you!

Have a jolly smashing weekend you little reprobates, soak up that sun, enter your links below and remember, #SatCap AWAAAAAAY!

*OK, OK, it’s not exactly a hostile takeover. But that does sound pretty exciting, doesn’t it? Mammasaurus is safe and well and in a field somewhere, weeing in bushes and having an epic time. Honestly. I assure you. I don’t even have a basement.

Would be fun though, wouldn’t it?

Saturday is Caption Day!
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Saturday is Caption Day!

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Hello campers! What time is it? It’s SATCAP TIME! *waves pants in the air*

This weeks offering is a drawing by the Bean, which I thought was too comical not to use. I’m a sharer, what can I say? C’mon, I DARE you to think of a witty / whimsical / disturbing caption for it. DARE YOU.

For more #SatCap frivolity and giggles, please pay the red-haired vixen Mammasaurus a visit and get stuck into some jolly good captioning!

Ready? #SatCap AWAAAAAAY!

Saturday is Caption Day #7

*blows trumpet* It’s the weekend! And what better way to celebrate than to do a jolly old bit of #SatCapage? Marvellous. I was routing around in my loft, in search of rogue baubles, and discovered a little treasure, well, not treasure, some kind of Goonies esque motherload of jewels and gold coins would have been nice. What I did find made me smile however, and brought back a whacking big dose of nostagia from playing it as a kid. On closer inspection, the box caused a raised eyebrow…


Please go and pay the beautiful crumpet, Mammasaurus a visit and check out all the other much better #SatCaps!

Good luck, God speed, and SATCAP AWAAAY!


Saturday Is Caption Day #3

Saturday Is Caption Day

It’s the freaking weekend, biatches! Weekends mean naff all to me other than there being no nursery for Bean, I’m guilt tripped into baking with him *scream* with the added joy of nodding and smiling (i.e not listening to a single word) whilst OH tells me every in and out of the football. Marvellous. Anyway, Saturday equals #SatCap whereby I post a HILARIOUS photo and you sexual lot give it a HILARIOUS caption, innit.  Ch-ch-check out the Fairy Blogmother and ACTUAL AWARD WINNER herself, Mammasaurus for more, much better photos.

Again it’s an oldie, but I tell you the efforts I went to to find this beaut it most definitely isn’t a lazy one. I searched hi and lo for this, climbed on cupboards and everyfink, I tell ya. And yes, that is me, rocking my brother’s Garfield slippers circa ’89.

*gets magic pixie dust* #SatCap awaaaay, my pretties *poof*.

Saturday Is Caption Day #2

Saturday Is Caption Day

Thank fuck that’s over, hmmm? It’s the freaking weekend! Of course weekends mean approximately nothing to SAHMs (and dads), other than CBeebies changes it’s scheduling, and we’re expected to make Sunday lunch – haha as if. Anyway, it’s specifically the day of the Satur… Consequently, in blogging land, this means #SatCap.  I post a dubious photo and you sexy lot give it a funny/witty/clever/disturbing/thought-provoking caption… Ch-ch-check out the Fairy Blogmother herself, Mammasaurus for more, most definitely better photos.

Here’s my offering this week, somewhat lazy as it’s old, but it made me smile, and it’s my blog I’ll post what I want to! Is it wrong that I hate summer, and am getting rather excited about it getting cold and dark again? Yeah? Ah, I’ll sit my arse in the corner then…

*Slings on cape* #SatCap awaaaaaaay. *Poof* *Disappears*